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Undressed Skeleton: Healthy Shrimp Spring Rolls

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Ingredients:

• 1 Bag Shredded Carrots
• 1 Bag Shredded Cabbage
• 1 Back Broccoli Slaw
• 1 Cup Chopped Green Onion
• 2 Tbsp Olive Oil
• 1 Cup Medium Cooked Shrimp
• 2 Tbsp Lite Asian Ginger Salad Dressing
• Large All Natural Won Ton Wrappers
• Salt and Pepper

Directions

1. In a mixing bowl…

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